state of myself

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the prissy list

The Prissy List started one night at a cafeteria table in the annals in PAR. Prissy is believed to be by some as my dream girl - but that definition isn't really clear. Anyway people give me a situation or a circumstance and I say good or bad based on whether I like prissy in it - you can mail me your suggestions [here] and if its funny I'll include it.

Prissy with rainbow Brite good :o)

Prissy on acid bad :o(

Prissy in Pink good :o).

Prissy is Pink bad :o(

Prissy the one legged wheelchair stripper bad :o(

Prissy likes pink tulips good :o) hi paige

Prissy described as "sturdy" bad :o(

Prissy persists on being called "Princess Prissy" good :o)

Prissy the sea-worthy wench bad :o(

Prissy in a hair net bad :o(

Prissy has a thing for the word pants bad :o(

Prissy has a thing for not wearing pants good :o)

Prissy Middlename: Pristine good :o)

Prissy Middlename: Pickles bad :o(

Prissy Middlename: 'the sea-worthy wench' bad :o(

Prissy Middlename: Chrissy good :o)

Prissy in a bed with a canopy good :o)

Prissy on a futon bad :o(

Prissy naked on a futon good :o)

Prissy Hobby: massage therapy good :o)

Prissy Hobby: ker-plunk good :o)

Prissy Hobby: finger paint good :o)

Prissy Hobby: undressing good :o)

Prissy Hobby: butt scratching bad :o(

Prissy Hobby: slurping good :o)

Prissy keeps the Change: bad :o( thats my money Prissy

Prissy questions the exessive use of leather straps bad :o(

Prissy kind of looks like Carmen Ibanez (Denise Richards) bad :o( Prissy's a blonde

Prissy leaves so I can get some Carmen Ibanez good :o)

Prissy needs someone to carry her books bad :o(

Prissy reads her books bad :o(

Prissy Middlename: Acunez Cabrreras Santascoi Beiler bad :o(

Prissy Hobby: Speed Guitar bad :o(

Prissy Addiction: Speed bad :o(

Prissy Addiction: foreplay good :o)

Prissy in silk good :o)

Prissy covered in silk worms bad :o(

Prissy the skinny chick with glasses and suicidal tendancies good :o)minus the glasses and suicidal tendacies

Prissy playing field hockey bad :o(

Prissy the field hockey cheerleader good :o)

Prissy the bi field hockey cheerleader good :o) (on holidays only)

Prissy the girl who's taking pictures of the bi field hockey cheerleaders bad :o( thats my job, Prissy

Prissy fan of WCW bad :o(

Prissy Middlename: Troll Like bad :o(

Prissy the jealous girl with knives bad :o(

Prissy has a thing for plumbers named Randall - Hmm, Prissy has a lot to learn





history

Okay - a brief history of Steve Abreu - Revised (in no particular order...)

(1) Wish I was Zack Morris.... striving need to call Time Out and have everyone freeze so I can do some evil things.

(2) Got yelled at for entering through the back door of the 22 Illini.

(3) Spilled ice cream on myself (many times through 18 year existence)

(4)Memorized lines to SpaceBalls - quiz me

(5) Had a disasterous trip to Sea World, fell in some kiddie pool wading nasty mucky crap, subsequently got wet.

(5) Encountered the word 'Nappy'.

(6) Attended Exeter Boys Academy , met Holden Caufield a transfer from PencyPrep. Changed my name from Stradlater to Steve Abreu.

(7) Started search for a French-Canadian girl named Claude I met on a crowded deserted beach.

(7) Lost my Intellivision on a move to Brecksville, Ohio

(8) Invented the Steve Abreu pantented typing technique- Started Steve Abreu Trust Fund.

(9) Melissa Joan drives me places, in turn I drive her sister Jill, Jill gets a car but refuses to take my sister anywhere.

(10) Lost my favorite Illinois Jacket - although first stolen by Cyrissa, but I lost it again after that.

(11) Attended Ohio State - Michigan tie in Columbus Ohio.

(12) Continued disgust for anything Maize and Blue - try to urinate facing north whenever possible.

(13) Played bass drum freshman year, fell over bass drum. Moved up to Snare, never fell.

(14) Joined Larisa Oleynik group - still have not recieved Official Club Card.

(15) Started to hold my breath.

(16) Sketchy memory of having Pizza on a train heading out of New York City.

(17) Why do the nations so furiously rage together?

(17) Strange feelings I repeat myself.

(18) Lose my thirst to always capatalize the word i

(19) Burn my tongue on nuclear Sunny Delight

(20) Discover cure for Cancer, lose research in freak 'Tsunami'

(21) Got licked by Sherin

(22) Wiped my face

(23) Learn to tie my shoes - not effective at doing it though.

(24) Got slaughtered by 126 pins in a five game match where in three games I was only 5 pins away.

(25) Scan grocieries - memorize look up code for 9 lb. bad of Morton's Rock Salt Pellets.

(26) Celebrate my birthday to date 18 times.

(27) Went to Illinois 64 - Michigan 53 game at Assembly Hall on the campus of the university.

(28) Can talk at great length about the 500 millibar map.

(29) Get struck by a golf ball in the head one fine summer's day during my childhood, get blood all over my favorite outfit - forget to tell people it was my fault that the whole thing happened so I get sympathy from the ladies.

(30) Play PacMan with Danny Ainge

(31) Diet consist of only junk food - well I guess this is a continuing history.

(32) Get stuck thinking about stuff to write here.

(33) Melissa sends me 4 emails in one day and then rants about seeing my "lizard shirted" friend

(34) Vomit on Viking Ship ride

(35) Take the Geology 143 final in 30 minutes

(36) One word: Yoni

(37) AOL Buddy list grows to 52 people - all of them who I would IM if they got online

(38) Prom night in Centerville goes on with out me *sob*